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Celebrity Horoscope for Jerry Seinfeld

Celebrity Astrology Profile
for
Jerry Seinfeld

Born April 29, 1954

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Elements and Qualities:



SUN in your chart -- your "stellar" qualities:

Sun in Taurus
ACQUISITIVE SELF-EXPRESSION

Essentially, you need to be assured that everything's O.K., safe and secure. Once that's taken care of you are ready for gracious living. That is to say, you need some good food, antique furniture and passionate sex, possibly with extra probing fingers. You like to touch nice things, own nice things, wear nice things, eat nice things and have nice things. Touch or the physical world is real and gives comfort. In fact, "I Have" is something of a Taurean philosophy of life.

It is important that you acquire some mastery over the physical, practical and earthly world. Then, paradoxically, you must learn to let go. You will only find security by acquiring a sense of self that is separate from what you possess. Actually, it's not so much about what you possess, but about not being in "survival jeopardy".



MOON in your chart -- your personal "lunar landscape":

Moon in Pisces
COMPASSIONATE INSTINCTS

You're sensitive and psychically receptive to other people's feelings. You soak up people's thoughts the way paper towels soak up messes. Consequently, your own emotional life may be confused, adrift, and vacillating between optimism and melancholy. The conflict is not necessarily within you. It is within the feelings you experience from others.

Once you learn to meditate and apply the scientific method, all will be well in your world. You need to develop a positive sense of sanctuary. Treat yourself to long luxurious baths. You need periodic retreat from the world. Pursue a worthy ideal.

You've gone out of your way to please others. Do you remember your own way? You can squint your eyes and over look the most glaring shortcomings in others. When you're stressed out you can and often do sacrifice too much. There is no need to be a martyr or a victim or a masochist. Transcend this dilemma through the creative process.

Your imagination is fertile and active. Your work makes a strong and lasting impression on others. If you stuck to it, you could make it in any of the arts. Yes, you could merge with Art. Why not leave behind a great contribution? You are much happier when you pursue a spiritual, creative and uplifting vision. Work with the power of dreams.

As you mature and learn life's lessons, your relationships improve. Specifically, you need to integrate your erotic and your spiritual nature. That's good because an important side of you is nourished through sweet dreams, romantic love, and poetic dishes.



MERCURY in your chart -- your "mercurial" character:

Mercury in Aries
ASSERTIVE CONCEPTS.

In a flash, you can change your mind and your point of view. Direct, assertive and forceful communication is probably your style. You're impulsive, impatient, outspoken and tend to speak first and think later.



VENUS in your chart -- your "Venusian" sensibilities:

Venus in Gemini
VERSATILE AFFINITY.

Good conversation and a variety of interests matter to you. You appreciate diversity. Once you develop an intellectual rapport with someone, the flirting really escalates. You can increase your powers of attraction literally through the wink of an eye.



MARS in your chart -- your "martial" self:

Mars in Capricorn
DETERMINED MOTIVATIONS.
NOTE: THIS POSITION CONFERS EXTRA POWER.

Energy is restrained. Reality is what matters to you. You know how to control your power and marshall your forces. When necessary, you can be strongly enduring. You assert yourself and go after what you want in somewhat conservative fashion.



JUPITER in your chart -- your "jovial" character traits:

Jupiter in Gemini
VERSATILE ENCOURAGEMENT.
NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE.

A measure of versatility is yours. You're broad-minded enough to adapt to the ways of others. You alternate between skepticism and credulity. Learn to collect facts and information and use them to your advantage.



SATURN in your chart -- your "saturnian" self:

Saturn in Scorpio
INTENSE DECISIONS.

You may not give people a "second chance". You have some stinging repartee and biting humor. Find the right focus for your intense energy and tremendous willpower. In time, any disciplined research you do will bring results.



URANUS in your chart -- your "uraniuan" traits:

Uranus in Cancer
EMOTIONAL LIBERATION.

To become yourself it may be necessary to make a break away from your home and family. Your personal life is unsettled. Probably you're fond of electronic devices. You get a 7-year itch to free yourself from restrictive domestic situations.



NEPTUNE in your chart -- your "neptunian" side:

Neptune in Libra
THOUGHTFUL FANTASY.
ATTRACTS REVELATIONS.

It is probably a good idea for you to steer clear of people heavily involved with alcohol and religious fanaticism. For at least 5 minutes a day for 5 weeks focus your mind exclusively on the meanings of this statement, "All observation tends to be self observation."



PLUTO in your chart -- your "plutonian" tendencies:

Pluto in Leo
DRAMATIC CLEANSING.
DEMONSTRATES TRANSFORMATIONS.
NOTE: THIS POSITION CONFERS EXTRA POWER.

You're here to find yourself, be yourself and express yourself. The hell of it is that jealousy and power struggles are issues you must squarely face. Jealousy is not necessarily a trait of yours. However, you'll have to deal with the jealousy of your peers and in business.


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